Cheer - Quick Gag Gifts with Funny Quotes & Poems

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Compilation by Jazz!

Cheer
Sending happy thoughts for a happy day
You make my day a little brighter
Don't ever think you are alone
Today is your day to shine

Acorn
- Today's mighty oak is yesterday's little acorn that stood it's ground. Hang in there. Rain and fertilizer is what made the mighty oak strong!
All of God's plans for us are made with love.
Apple - if friends were apples, I'd pick you

Art
...Live one day at a time, and make it a masterpiece!
...Sometimes the only way to find a rainbow is to get out a brush and paint your own.

Bag
- at the end of the day, you can put all your troubles in this bag, & toss it all away
- to help you keep it all together

Ball
- have a ball
- you are a ball

Balloon
- deflate anger & release stress
- for lifting your spirits
- reach for the sky
- to let out built-up hot air

Band aid
- for some of life's hurts
- to fix hurt feelings
- to heal things
- to help a friend, situation that needs healing
- when thing get a little rough

Battery
- to energize your soul
- to keep going & going & going........

Beads
- you are un'bead'able

Bear
- bear up well under pressure
- so fur, so good
- to help life, pain, etc., be more 'bear'able
- we love you 'bear'y much

Bee
- 'bee' of good cheer
- don't worry - bee happy
- I 'bee'lieve in you
- I will 'bee' here for you
- sweet as can 'bee'

Begin within
Be happy.

berry
- berry good

Bell
- for when you have fallen & can't get up
- ring for help when you need it

Bird
- chirp up!
- just 'beak'ause I care

Blue ribbon
- A hero is an ordinary person who performs an ordinary task in an extraordinary situation
- you're a winner

boat
- 'seas' the opportunity
- You cannot stop the wind from blowing but you can adjust your sails

Book
- a novel way to bring, send you some cheer
Bottle of water - 'water' you waiting for? Go for it!

Box
- get out of the box
- think outside of the box

Bread
- crumbs of happiness make a loaf of contentment

Bubbles
- blow your cares away

Bug
- don't let the little things bug you
- I wish for you a cozy embrace, like a bug in a hug

Bunches of love

button -
- to remind you to sometimes 'button your lip' when you have nothing good to say

Butterfly
- Happiness can be as elusive as a fluttering butterfly, But as easily attainable as a crawling caterpillar. Put aside the net and let it happen
- sending happy thoughts for a happy occasion

Calculator
- Sometimes we are so busy adding up our troubles that we forget to count our blessings.

Can
- success comes in cans. Failure comes in can'ts.
- When one must, one can.
- you can do it

Candle
- for looking on the bright side
- for you to share your light
- light up the darkest hour
- The light is reached not by turning back from the darkness but by going through it.
- there is light at the end of the tunnel
- to give you light when you feel burned out
- to light up the darkness
- you light up my life

Cards
- the game of life is not so much in holding a good hand, as it is in playing a poor hand well. learn when to play & when to fold

Chair
- a 'chair'ful Hello!
- chair up
- have a 'chair'ful day
- Worrying is like a rocking chair - it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.

Cheer
- cheer him on
- cheer up!

Chicken - something to crow about

Chocolate
- The answer is Chocolate. Who cares what the question is?
- for giving you comfort when you are feeling sad
- for when you need a break, pick-me-up
- Life is like a box of chocolates

Clam
- happy as a clam

Clock, watch
- Every minute you are angry you lose 60 seconds of happiness.
- it's about time you got well, etc
- Never underestimate the value of the little moment.

Clothespin
- hang in there
- to help you hang in there

Confetti
- celebrate your joys
- to add some sparkle
- to celebrate the good times
- to remind you to have some fun

Cookie
- bakin' up some (BD, holiday) cheer
- in case, when you are feeling crummy
- When things are bad and getting worse ... Keep a cookie in your purse!

Corn
- ears to you
- I'm all ears if you need to talk

Cotton ball
- cushion the bumpy road ahead
- for the rough roads ahead
- seek the cushioned support of your family & friends

Cow
- like no udder
- udderly amazing

Crayon
- be bold! color outside of the lines
- for coloring your world
- so you can draw strength from those who love you
- to color your day bright & cheerful
- to help you change the color of your day if you are feeling 'blue'
- You color the world with your smile

Cup
- cheers!
- I'll drink to that
- the optomist says, 'my cup runneth over, what a blessing.' the pessimist says, 'my cup runneth over, what a mess.' bless your mess.
- to all our special friends who are so dear, we wish you all a cup of cheer

Dancing
- Remember, life is meant for dancing, even if the dance is pure imagination.

Dice
- Happiness is a decision.

Dog
- if I lick your face, will you feel better?
- we will be 'doggone' happy when you're well

Door
- happiness often sneaks in a door you didn't know you left open
- Opportunity knocks at the strangest times, It's not the time that matters, but how you answer the door."

Dream catcher
- The best way to make your dreams come true . . . Is to wake up
- Cherish Yesterday, Dream Tomorrow, Live Today!
- Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today
- Heal the past, Live the present, Dream the future
- The only ladder to the stars is woven with dreams
- Sometimes on the way to our dreams, We get lost and find an even better one!
- To dream is to pave an unwinding road to your future
- Without dreams, what else would we have to live for?

Ear
- so you will always have a listening ear when you need to vent

Elastic
- to help you stretch beyond limits

Elephant
- unforgettable: that's what you are

Eraser
- everyone makes mistakes & that is OK
- mistakes will be made. others will be blamed
- so you can make all your troubles disappear
- to remind you that everyday you can start with a clean slate

Extension cord - keep pluggin' away

Fairy
- have a fairy nice day

Feather
- don't let trouble get you down
- Hope" is the thing with feathers- that perches in the soul...
- hope today tickles you pink
Feather duster - you're dust the best
Fish - keep it 'reel'
Flamingo
- hope today tickles you pink
Flashlight - shine on!

Flower
- bright, beautiful brilliant -- YOU!
- Every flower must grow through dirt.
- flower power
- in the garden of life each friendship is beautiful & unique. isn't life beautiful? so are you.
- Miracles happen to those who believe in them
- out of life's garden, these flowers have been picked for you
- Today I can cry because roses have thorns or I can celebrate that thorns have roses!
- two flowers in a pot, vase: don't ever think you are alone
- you are a beautiful flower in God's garden

Flyswatter
- to get rid of the little things that bug you

Football - you can tackle it
frame - picture yourself as a success

Frog, kangaroo
- don't worry - be hoppy
- first thing in the morning, eat a frog (toad, bug). nothing worse can happen to you
- have a hoppy day
- hoppin' by with a friendly Hi!
- hoppy trails to you
- just hoppin' by
- leap for joy
- oh hoppy day

Gardening - hoe for it
gas - encouragement is like premium gas - it helps take the knocks out of living
gem, jewel - what a treasure!

Gift
- Each day comes bearing gifts. Untie the ribbons.
- The gift of happiness belongs to those who unwrap it.
- you are such a gifted person
Give it all you've got!
Give thanks to the Lord!

Glasses
- to help you see clearly

Glitter
- hope your day sparkles with fun, happiness, joy, cheer, etc.
- to look on the bright side
- to make life sparkel

Globe
- When your world seems like too much to handle, Just take a deep breath and laugh. It clears the mind and frees your spirit

Gloves
- for a pat on the back
- for when you need an extra pair of hands
God always listens.
God bless you.
God can make it better.
God has great plans for you.
God is love.
God made this day for you.
God understands
Good luck today!

Gum -
- a reminder that friends stick together through good & bad
- reminder to think before you 'chew' out someone
- stick to it

Hair brush
- so you can brush your worries, tears away

Hand
- There is no better way to thank God for your sight than by giving a helping hand to someone in the dark

Happiness
- All who would win joy, must share it; happiness was born a twin.
- The Grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.
- Happiness is a decision.
- Happiness is not having what you want. It is wanting what you have.
- Happiness resides not in possessions and not in gold, the feeling of happiness dwells in the soul.
- Life is what your thoughts are - think happy!
- Remember this ... that very little is needed to make a happy life.
- sending happy thought for a happy day, special occasion, etc.
- To live happily is an inward power of the soul.
- We are about as happy as we make up our minds to be.

Herbal tea bag
- a natural life

Heart
- a happy heart is the best medicine
- you are in our hearts
Hip, hip, hooray!
Hoe - hoe for it!
Hooray
Horse - mount any obstacle

Hot chocolate
- to warm you up
- to warm your heart

Hugs
- consider yourself hugged
- for moments like this
- for when you need one
- a friend always knows when you need a hug, kiss
- have a hug on me
- need a hug?
- to remind you that someone cares about you

Hurray for you!
I am blessed to have you in my life.
I am with you in spirit
I believe in you!
I'm glad you were born.
I'm proud of you!
In my Father's house are many mansions - I hope yours is next to mine!

Jam
- jam-packed with cheer
- spread a little cheer

Jewel
- like a precious stone, you are priceless

Joke
- a giggle a day keeps the grumpies away
- to help you laugh everyday
Joyously becoming
Keep your chin up
Key - to success

Kiss
- for comfort when you are feeling sad, down, blue
- nothing makes the sun shine so bright as a smile, a kis & a hug so tight!
- to remind you that someone cares

Kite
- let your spirits sore
- soar to new heights!

Knot
- When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on some more!

Leaf
- Your greatest glory doesn't consist in never falling,But rising every time you fall

Lemonade
- when life give you lemons, squeeze out a smile

Letter - it will get better, sooner or letter

Lifesaver
- in case you get in over your head
- to remind you of the many times others need your help & you need theirs
- to remind you that everyone needs help once in a while
- to remind you that you need others & others need you

Light bulb
- The light is reached not by turning back from the darkness but by going through it.
- now you've got it

List
- add my name to the list of people who are thinking of you

Lollipop
- you can lick this
Looking good
The Lord always listens.
Love endures all things.
Love one another.
Love unites hearts.

Map
- Sometimes on the way to our dreams, We get lost and find an even better one!
-so you won't lose your way

Marble
- for days when you've lost all yours
- for when you feel as though you are losing yours - lose these instead
- in case someone says you've lost all of yours
- marble''ous
- to keep you rolling long

Match
- to light your fire when you're feeling burned out

Mint
- hope you will be back in 'mint' condition soon
- I 'mint' it when I said I was here for you

Mirror
- lookin' good
- a reminder to always be a reflection of God's love

Monkey
- hang in there

Musical notes
- Fill your life with great music, Great friends and great fun, And it'll be a party
- Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.

Nail file
- for filing away those rough moments
- in case you run into any rough personalities
- to help you through the rough times
- when things get a little rough

Needle - when you 'needle' help
No matter what, I Love You!

Paper clip
- to hold everything together when your life feels like it is falling apart

Peace sign
- reminder to rest in God's peace

Peeps
- peep it up

Pencil
- for listing all your blessings
- get the point? we miss you, wish you well, etc
- so you can draw strength from others who love you

Penny
- for your 'cents' of humor
- our money is on you
- so you never need to say your are completely broke
- thanks for sharing your 2 cents' worth
- your value increases with age, too

Pig - when you need a real pig-me-up

Pillow
- for getting lots of rest
- no day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap

Pin
- if at first you don't, do succeed, just stick to it.
- to remind you to stay shape
plane - now you're flying!

Plant
- may the good times grow even better

Playing cards
- a reminder to be playful & have fun

Poem - to share the beauty of words

Polished rock
- all experiences in life 'polish' off our rough edges so we can shine
- to remind you that the rough times help to refine & polish

Post-it notes
- just a note - congrats!

Potholder
- for when things get too hot to handle

Praise
- Way to go
- You are on your way
- You can do it
- You deserve a pat on the back
- You really out did yourself
Prayer changes things.
Praying hands
- A day hemmed in prayer is less likely to unravel.
- Remembering you in prayer ... keeping you close in thought.
- There is no better way to thank God for your sight than by giving a helping hand to someone in the dark

Purse
- you've got 'purse'sonality

Puzzle
- to remind you how important you are to the whole picture
- without you, things wouldn't be complete

Quarter
- when you need me, just call - I'm here for you

Quilt, blanket
- wrap yourself in some cheer

Rainbow
- After the rain comes the beauty of the rainbow.
- If you want the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain
- Keep a rainbow in your heart.
- A reminder that after every storm comes a rainbow
- Sometimes the only way to find a rainbow is to get out a brush and paint your own.

Raincoat
- be an optimist, but it's better to be an optimist who carries a raincoat

ribbon
- tie a knot & hang on

Road
- With three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on

Road sign
- You must always push the limits, Because if you never fail, You will never succeed.

rocket - out of sight!

Rope
- when you reach the end of yours, this will keep you going a bit longer

Rose
- to remind you to take time to smell the flowers

Rubber ball - keep rolling along

Rubber band
- keep expanding your talents
- keep flexible
- to help you stretch your perspective
- To keep you bouncing back and flexible.
- to stretch yourself beyond your limits
- When you feel stretched to your limit, stretch this instead

Safety pin
- to bind us together
- to help you stay sharp

Sailboat
- You cannot stop the wind from blowing but you can adjust your sails.

Scenery
- The really happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when on a detour.

Seeds
- may the good times grow even better
- we can grow from our mistakes

Sewing
- may your bobbin always be full
- may your sorrows be patched & your joys quilted

Sheep
- Ewe are "Ewe"-nique

Shoe - step out with confidence

Smarties
- for all the smart decisions you make
- to help you on days when you don't feel so smart

Smile
- put on a happy face
- sending some smiles your way
- A smile can brighten the darkest day.
- smiling increases face value & is contagious
- Thinking of you makes my heart smile.
- when you are feeling down & need a smile
- When your world seems like too much to handle, Just take a deep breath and laugh. It clears the mind and frees your spirit
- you color the world with your smile

Snicker's bar
- Take time to laugh it up
- to remind you to see the funny side - there is one!

Soap
- what soap is for the body, tears are for the soul

Sock
- keep both feet on the ground

So glad we're friends.

Somebunny loves you.

Something wonderful is about to happen!

Spider
- creepin' by with a friendly Hi!
- hang in there
- you'll make it, in'spider' everything

Stamp - lick your problems

Star
- One must still have chaos in one to give birth to a dancing star
- to reflect your inner beauty
- we can't all be stars but we can twinkle
- you are a star to me

Strainer - for when life puts a lot of 'strain' on you

Sticker
- to remind you that we all need to stick together & help each other

Sun
- A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. Smile even on cloudy days!
- for a brighter outlook
- hope sunshine soon fills all your days
- Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow. -- Helen Keller
- let the sun shine in
- a little bit of sunshine is what you are to me
- nothing makes the sun shine so bright as a smile, a kiss & a hug so tight!
- one bright thought makes a whole day happy
- only bright things ahead, -- in sight
- sending happy thoughts for a happy day
- sunny-side up
- sunnyside up - come rain or shine
- 'sun'sational
- The sun shines in the valleys too.
- today is your day to shine
- What today will be like is up to me. I get to choose what kind of day I will have!
- when I look at you, I see sunshine looking back at me.
- wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine.
- you make my day a little brighter

Sunflower
- flowers are God's way of smiling

Sunglasses
- for a brighter outlook
- for looking on the bright side
- It is harder to see today when we are looking at tomorrow.
- lookin' good
- only bright things in sight
sweet & sour candy: to help you appreciate the difference in others
Take care of yourself.
Tape measure, ruler
- As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead. -- Andre Norton
- The quality of your life is measured by the little things.

Tea bag
- have a 'brew''tea'ful day
- sit back & relax
- you are like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong you are until you are put in hot water.

Tea kettle
- Remember the teakettle ... Even though it's up to its neck in hot water, it still continues to sing!

Thanks be to God!
Thanks for being you.
There's nobody just like you! No wonder God loves you so much!
There's no udder quite like you.
Those who bring beauty to the world cannot keep it from themselves.

Thumbtack
- thumb body is thinking of you

Tissue - to dry tears

Tooth pick
- help you pick out the good in others
- To be easy going & not to be too picky
- To help you 'pick' out the good qualities in others & yourself tootsie roll
- to remind you to roll with the punches
Toy car, truck - keep rolling along
Train - you are on the right track

Treats
- One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats.

Tree - don't be afraid to go out on a limb. that's where the fruit is.

Truck
- for a little pickup
- Thought you could use a little pick-up
- wishing you a load of cheer

Turnip - things will turnip better soon
Visine - to help you see clearly
Visor- to shield you from life's sorrows
Way cool!

Whistle
- just whistle when you need a friend
- whistle a happy tune

Wiggly eyes - a reminder to keep your eyes on the Lord

Window
- Through the doors of perception, Down the corridors of uncertainty, Into the room of self doubt, Opens the window of opportunity.
- When I hear a hearty laugh it's like a fresh breeze blowing through an open window.

Windshield
- look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
Wow!