Egg
Puns and Sayings

Compilation by Jazz!

Date Posted: 10:58:54 03/13/14 Thu
Author: jazz
Subject: Egg puns, sayings, etc.

Egg
...bacon & eggs
...bad egg

...cracked: how's it hatching?
...crack me up
...crack up

...don't put all your eggs in one basket
...egg'sactly
...eggs-cellent job
...egg-cessories
...eggs-citing ideas
...eggs'ercise
...egg hunt in progress
...egg on your face
...'eggs' mark the spot
...egg someone on
...eggs to dye for
...egg your house
...few eggs short of a dozen
...A friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though you are sightly cracked.
...from your favorite chick

...Grade 'A'
...here's to the sunnyside of life
...hunt is on!
...I love you & that's no yolk
...it might take me a while to get hard, 'cause I just got laid by a chick (X)
...it's no yolk
...I want to whisk you a Happy Easter
...kill the goose that lays the golden egg
...lay an egg

...names:
- Eggbert
- Gregg
- Megg
- Peggy

...nest egg
...rotten eggs

...types:
- boiled
- cracked
- fried
- poached
- rotten
- scrambled

...nest egg
...sunny-side up
...to dye for
...walking on eggs
...you crack me up
...you 'egg'cite me
...you're a good egg
...you're 'egg'actly my type
...you are egg-stra special

Even though you crack me up
you're a good egg I know
I hope you stay fresh
may your yoke overflow.
I shelled out for your Birthday
on this little eggy treat
to send my best wishes
to someone so very sweet.
(c)Sue Pitchfork